In my opinion, Chris Rock is the funniest human being. Ever.
A couple great lines from his appearances on Larry King and David Letterman.
Chris Rock on defending Vick "Every time I see [Sarah Pallin] shooting moose, [and] holding dead, bloody moose, Michael Vick must be like, Why am I in jail? They let a white lady shoot a moose. A black man want to kill a dog, that's a crime."
On why Rock is for Obama
"The big thing right now is the economy. People are going broke. The choice is not Republican or Democrat. You got a guy who is worth $150 million with 12 houses against a guy who's worth a million with one house. The guy with one house really cares about losing a house because he's homeless. The other guy can lose 5 houses and still got a bunch of houses."
On Pallin's good looks "She's like Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars. All that ass and can't shake it. So sad."
On Obama being the right choice
"America is broke right now. And nobody understands broke better than black people."
On whether he would make Obama jokes if he is elected
Sure. It would be like, oh, I need a new move to the basket.
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